BrookO (22 y/o m from New Zealand)

B (08:26 PM) : hi
X (08:27 PM) : hi
B (08:27 PM) : i need help
X (08:27 PM) : with?
B (08:28 PM) : toilet is k
B (08:29 PM) : k
X (08:29 PM) : okay
X (08:29 PM) : will that be all then?
B (08:30 PM) : u hold me on toilet please
X (08:31 PM) : don't you have something better to do in life or even on the net than to be stupid B (08:31 PM) : i go pee
B (08:32 PM) : k
B (08:33 PM) : u there
X (08:34 PM) : ok
B (08:35 PM) : u pull my pant down
X (08:35 PM) : you have serious issues... they have support groups for such stuff... then again there might be some woman interested in you and your issues
B (08:36 PM) : k
B (08:36 PM) : i want u
X (08:37 PM) : i'm not into scat. thanks, but NO thanks
B (08:40 PM) : i can tell u something
X (08:40 PM) : i'm sure you can
B (08:41 PM) : u be my step mum is ok
X (08:41 PM) : i think not
X (08:42 PM) : but this will make one sweet entry, thanks
B (08:42 PM) : k
B (08:43 PM) : please i call net mum
X (08:44 PM) : eh?
B (08:44 PM) : net mum
X (08:44 PM) : whatthef*ckaboutit
B (08:45 PM) : i call u mum please
X (08:45 PM) : no, please don't
B (08:45 PM) : k
X (08:45 PM) : eww